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it sucks to be me - avenue q
KATE MONSTER
Morning, Brian!
BRIAN
Hi, Kate Monster!
KATE MONSTER
How's life?
BRIAN
Disappointing!
KATE MONSTER
What's the matter?
BRIAN
The catering company laid me off.
KATE MONSTER
Oh, I'm sorry.
BRIAN
Me too! I mean, I always thought...
KATE MONSTER
What?
BRIAN
No, it sounds stupid.
KATE MONSTER
Aw, come on!
BRIAN
When I was little
I thought I would be
KATE MONSTER
What?
BRIAN
A big comedian
On late-night T.V.
KATE MONSTER
Oh.
BRIAN
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see
I'm not
KATE MONSTER
Nope.
BRIAN
Oh well.
KATE MONSTER
Mmmm.
BRIAN
It sucks to be me!
KATE MONSTER
Nooo.
BRIAN
It sucks to be me
KATE MONSTER
No!
BRIAN
It sucks to be broke
And unemployed
And turning thirty-three
It sucks to be me
KATE MONSTER
You think your life sucks?
BRIAN
I think so!
KATE MONSTER
Your problems aren't so bad
I'm kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart
BRIAN
You are!
KATE MONSTER
Thanks!
I like romantic things
Like music and art
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have a boyfriend?
Fuck!
It sucks to be me!
BRIAN
Me too.
KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me
BRIAN
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be Brian
KATE MONSTER
And Kate
BRIAN
To not have a job
KATE MONSTER
To not have a date!
BOTH
It sucks to be me!
BRIAN
Hey, Rod, Nicky, can you settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
ROD
Ah, certainly.
KATE MONSTER
Whose life sucks more?
Brian's or mine?
NICKY AND ROD
Ours!
ROD
We live together.
NICKY
We're as close
As people can get.
ROD
We've been the best
of buddies...
NICKY
Ever since the
Day we met.
ROD
So he knows lots
Of ways to make me really upset.
Oh, every day is an aggravation.
NICKY
Come on, that's an exaggeration!
ROD
You leave your clothes out.
You put your feet
On my chair.
NICKY
Oh yeah?
You do such anal
Things like ironing
Your underwear.
ROD
You make that very
Small apartment
We share a hell.
NICKY
So do you,
That's why I'm in hell too!
ROD
It sucks to be me!
NICKY
No, it sucks to be me!
KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me!
BRIAN
It sucks to be me!
ALL
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
CHRISTMAS EVE
Why you all so happy?
NICKY
Becuase our lives suck!
CHRISTMAS EVE
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country
For opportunities.
Tried to work in
Korean deli
But I am Japanese.
But with hard work
I earn two Master's Degrees
In social work!
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients
And I have an
Unemployed fiance'!
And we have lots
Of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It suck to be me!
PRINCETON
Excuse me?
BRIAN
Hey there.
PRINCETON
Sorry to bother you, but I'm
looking for a place to live.
CHRISTMAS EVE
Why you looking all
the way out here?
PRINCETON
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
BRIAN
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
Let me get him.
PRINCETON
Great, thanks!
BRIAN
Yo, Gary!
GARY COLEMAN
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!
PRINCETON
Oh my God!
It's Gary Coleman!
GARY COLEMAN
Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman
From TV's
Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money
That got stolen
By my folks!
Now I'm broke and
I'm the butt
Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here -
The Superintendent!
On Avenue Q -
ALL
It sucks to be you.
KATE MONSTER
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
BRIAN
I feel better now!
GARY COLEMAN
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
It gets old.
ALL
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together
Here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams
Come true,
We live on Avenue Q!
PRINCETON
This is real life!
ALL
We live on Avenue Q!
NICKY
You're gonna love it!
ALL
We live on Avenue Q!
GARY COLEMAN
Here's your keys!
ALL
Welcome to Avenue Q!
